i tell you. i just got a shock of my life ):
ytd gran bought pink dragon fruit and because no one wants to eat it (ITS FREAKING PINK, DUH. who would wanna?) i had to finish the whole damn thing myself. dragon fruit overdose.
and just now when i went to shit, i saw BLOODY RED POO.
i was yelling inside OMG BLOOD!!! i was about to cry ):
i duno what got into me but i was still calm enough to go investigate the poo though i was about to faint. hahah. but i was like fuck la get outta here then decide what to do.
so i wiped my ass and saw dots (ewww) hahahaha then it dawned on me that it's the dragon fruit -.-
sighs dragon fruit. 真是害人不淺啊。